The blog heckler

2005-05-18T02:11:00.000-07:00

I just got back from Tennessee. Do you have any idea what I could write in this blog about some of the people there? God.

Anyhow, I talked to the hektik guys, and am waiting for my DVD from them, and gathering phone numbers for the radio shows. You know anyone's phone number who's a stupid fuck? Send it to me, and I'll add it to my list. Send details, also, such as things that are embarrassing to them.

Speaking of embarrassing, let's revisit this blog. While Maine is a good kid, and one of my best fans, and a very funny blogger, his pal Ev is, well, let's just say THAT'S NOT CHOCOLATE PUDDING IN HIS SHORTS. I mean, have you SEEN the imbecilic cartoons he draws? Here, Ev, have a breathing strip for your nose, and do stop drooling on your keyboard. Open the window and get some fresh air. You're killing the two braincells you have left via lack of oxygen!

Oh yeah, and take an art class. Uhm. And leave out the bubbles? Hmm. I can't think of anything that would help your lame ass "art," so nevermind.
Till next time,
bh

2005-05-06T15:15:00.000-07:00

Most of the photo blogs are pretty good. But fuck. I've found the WORST one EVER!!! I am speechless. Yes, me, speechless. But if you hold the space bar down and watch the pictures scroll by real fast, it kind of looks like people are fucking. Not a redeeming quality, I know. Let's just hope her parents are proud of her. I finally found some words to put in her comments section:

Oh my GOD! This is the WORST photo blog I've ever SEEN! Not only is it boring, but you and your friends are ugly as barn rats! Do everyone a favor, and make this blog accessible only by your parents!
ug.
-bh

2005-05-06T14:12:00.000-07:00

Okay, how about this sicko! I think "playing with your puppy in the pool," means something else. What do you think. I shudder to think where this blog may eventually end up going. Here's what I left in his comments section:

Hey, you sick fuck! How about, instead of "playing with your puppies in the pool," you go out and learn how to spell!

What a fucking pervert.
--bh

2005-05-05T14:14:00.000-07:00

Oh, I see this stupid bitch is still at it. This time, she's saying "wah, wah, people shouldn't ask the government to DO anything for them! Do it yourselves!" What an ignorant cunt. What do we pay high taxes for? What do they have millions of people on their payroll for? Suck a cock, whore. You're much better at that!
--bh

2005-05-04T23:28:00.000-07:00

Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added to this blog, because Comment This went bye bye. Stupid fucker. I also cleaned out some links, but I'm not going to ditch the links I hecked just yet. Let the past hecklings be a lesson to all of you who dare to post a stupid fucking blog!
--bh

2005-05-04T22:49:00.000-07:00

Well, folks, I got a nice comfy job doing, well, nothing, so guess what! Yep, I'm back, with time to update this daily with links to really horrid fucking blogs. Tonight, I start with these dumbasses. I know it seems like they're a bunch of teenagers, s1nc3 theY tALk L1ke tH15, but I have the inside story. The guy who does the blog is actually a 46 year old male who tricks young kids into reading his blog, gives them music, and then god only knows what the hell he does with them after that! This fucking pedo is a fucking waste of human skin, no better than Michael Jackson, or, worse, Ice T (did anyone see his interview on ESPN earlier? He's a god damned IDIOT!!!). Anyhow, I can't cut and paste in this lame ass blog anymore, so you'll have to go on over there yourselves to see what I wrote in his pathetic scrollie.
Till tomorrow,
bh

2004-09-29T13:19:00.000-07:00

Guess who's back, expanding horizons once again! Yep, it's me. I've moved, gone through several jobs, and finally have a good one, one that also gives me time to heckle the public once again. Only this time, it won't be just blogs. It will be everything! So, fuck you. Yes, and you too! My new web residence is at hektik.org. Stop by. Not that I give a shit.
-bh
P.S. Note the email change in the top right corner. Submit any stupid shit you see to that email address and I'll see what I can do.

2004-04-13T20:17:00.000-07:00

Time to expand my horizons. And what better way to do that than to start with the Live Journal Losers? Now, we all know that this is where the whiners and drama queens started out. We also know that most of these jerks are big fat losers. Let's see what I can find tonight! Ah, here we go: What Would Jaco Do's Journal. Now, I won't even go into the grammatical stupidity of the name of the blog itself. That speaks for itself. But this guy is a complete moron. His latest post addresses some questions that are really bothering him about the Planet of the Apes. I have a friend, Ben, who might just have some questions about the Planet of the Apes, but his questions would be INTERESTING, and he'd even have SPECULATIONS as to the answers. But not this guy. I figure this guy is probably not even as smart as an ape, so I wonder why he even bothers. Also, he seems to be quite obsessed with another lj blogger, shimmer. I contacted shimmer to see what this jerk's problem was with her, and it turns out that he's simply a brain-dead stalker who has nothing better to do than to stalk lj chicks. Now that's pretty damned sad. What a fucking loser. Here's what I had to say to him in his comments section:

First of all, your interest in apes makes sense. I have to get that out of the way. You are ape-like in your writing style, and also your mating habits. Following a lj chick from the journal to EQ is pretty fucking desperate, don't you think? Also, there are rumors that you have a horrible fungus that stinks up entire restaurants. I don't know if the rumors are true, but I believe them. You are obviously a dick-nibbling mouth-breather. Do yourself and everyone else a favor and go back to the trees from which you came, you diseased monkey.

What a fucking waste of O2.

Don't forget, guys! Hektik Radio plays on Thursdays, starting at 10:30pm EST. Be there or miss out on the fun!

2004-03-31T01:57:00.000-08:00

Okay, this will likely cause nightmares. I really don't know what this guy is doing, but it's obvious that he needs to get laid. He feels insecure about posting his creative writing there, with the reinforcing gesture of putting the word "creative" in quotes, like I just did. I say we all go and offer up some good critique for this wandering derelict. Here was my comment to something on his blog:

First of all, don't be nervous. This will hurt you more than it will hurt me. If you want to write, do not be nervous of criticism, and if you are, then just show all your work to your mommy. She will pat you on the head and tell you that it's the most brilliant thing ever. If you want to write, and write well, and maybe even write for a living, you have to let others see your work, rip it apart, shove it down your neck, and shit on your face. Tactfully. Otherwise, get over it and major in business like all the other pieces of shit who come into writing programs hoping to be praised, then leaving when they don't get what they want. Keep writing, but only if you want to evolve. Otherwise, keep writing and save it for your mum and lovers to read.

Good advice, no?

2004-03-25T18:34:00.000-08:00

Alright, I skipped some lamers in my list of lamers earlier in this blog. The ones I skipped were the pirates. I guess it might have been funny the first time someone reported an obsession with pirates, and god knows I love a good Jimmy Buffet song and the driving-me-nuts joke, but come on. Now it's just a stupid bandwagon people are jumping on, and other people are going "ha ha, that's funny, cuz I'm brain dead." But now we have pirates posting about politics? You fucking moron! You should be out raping and pilaging, and instead, you sit behind your computer like an pasty-skinned borg idiot posting about shit that doesn't concern you. Get a boat! Here's what I had to say to this doofus:

Hey, slot machine! Why the fuck do you care what's going on in politics? You can't vote any damned way! Do something original, for fuck's sake, or go back to your ship and stay out of the internet. You're poking holes in your keyboard, and frankly, the rest of us are sick of it!

Sheesh, and to think this kind of miscreant links to my blog.

2004-03-24T22:00:00.000-08:00

Okay, we've got a real weiner here! He says there is too much "fagitism." The way I see it, this guy is the kind of guy who probably has an arsenal of weapons in his garage that he can't even fire because of his bigass beer gut. I bet his wife Martha gives good head, though. Women without teeth are like that. Here's what I wrote in his blog:

The way I see it is that you're the same kind of idiot Bush is -- the stupid kind. Everyone knows that rednecks like you need something to bitch about, but I have a better topic for you to bitch about: Mullets. Big, stinky rock-star-wanna-be mullets, just like the one you and all your brothers have. Worry about that. Worry about the fact that they are like big blinking lights above your head saying "WARNING, I AM AN EXPERIMENT IN INBREEDING!!"

2004-03-23T17:02:00.000-08:00

I introduce to you the Palm Addict. I think I know what a Palm Addict is, and it isn't someone who likes electronic personal assistants, either. Or, maybe he does, but I'll bet he loves his own palm a lot better, if you get my drift. It's obvious from his site that he is a narcissistic, lazy asshole. He wants the public to donate money or buy him palms. Now, if my intuition is working well, and it usually does, at least in March, what this guy is doing is getting money and going out and buying a hooker so he doesn't have to use his palm. But we know these kinds of sickos, don't we? Even the best of whores couldn't keep him from constantly fondling himself. Hey, Palm Addict, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF YOU CUMEATING SLUG!!
Here's what I emailed to him:
Subject: Your blog...
is a very nice cover for what you really are: a chronic masturbator. It's obvious to those of us who can read between the lines. Just wanted you to know that you're not hiding your perversion very well.
Sincerely,
bloghecker
http://blogheckler.blogspot.com

Stupid ass.

2004-03-22T00:13:00.000-08:00

Hokay, time to post again. I admit that I got a little carried away at orkut and subscribed to too many communities and had way too many friends for my own good, but that's over now. I'm sick of their stupid shit. They're idiots. On to better stuff, like blog heckling. (:

First of all, there have been many who've linked to me, who've liked me, and who've hoped to have my vengence brought down around their hard, hard, very hard heads. I'm sorry. I cannot heckle non-very-stupid blogs. If you leave a request for me to heckle your blog and I don't, it means one of two things. Either it doesn't suck, or it falls into one of the other boring suckness areas of the categories I put up a few weeks ago.
In other words, I have no time for it, but I might love you. If you're really good, I'll link your page from here. I am late updating those, but please dont despair.

I do appreciate links to my blog, though, and send very humble thanks to those who've done so.

Well, let's see, people have been busy in my absence, so I shall be busy in their presence. The first delegate:
I'm real sick of political blogs It's the same thing over and over. Why not read BBC news or CNN? I'll likely send an email to the dicksputnum who hosts this site, but shit. Everywhere you look, it's these stupid fucking wannabe political journalists. Can I get an amen?

2004-02-22T02:12:00.000-08:00

Whew. Check this guy out. I think he's gonna be a serial killer. What do you think? I did leave a nice note on his comments. I thought about signing it "Kim," but thought that would be a bit too cruel.

2004-02-16T01:17:00.000-08:00

Today I'm going to call one of you. You will know when you answer the phone. Prepare to be recorded. (:

2004-02-16T00:01:00.000-08:00

As a heckler, I do have standards. I'm tired of finding the same bad blogs over and over. It's a serious job to find good bad blogs! I'm not whining. Really. I'm bitching. Send me some blogs to review. Anyhow, since I can find nothing worth my time tonight, I shall write the list. Here are the kinds of blogs that are out there:

Whiney Goth (WG): The WG whines about everything from his/her gender to his/her wardrobe. There is no consoling it. Noone understands it, but it puts up a blog to bleed to the world, hoping to find one of its own kind: a narcissistic emotional vampire. An example: here.

Straight Guy Who Has No Life (SGWHNL, which is too long, so we will use the pronoun : he from here out) He whines because he has no life, yet he is afraid to walk out his front door. He seeks online relationships, preferably long distance ones. Here's one.

The Fluffy Girl (TFG): She makes her blog in pink and shops at vickey's secrets. She is cute and smiles and makes you want to barf. Not my damned fault. Here she is. (:

G Homey Wannabe: White, middle class guy who likes to say yo and what's up bitches. We all love them and their blogs are every fucking where. Like cockroaches. Let's see. Here's one

Hippie Happy Silly Happies: I just can't seem to get up enough steam to heckle them. I think they have the same mission in life that I do.

The Housewife: Same with the HHSHs, I can't steam up enough to heckle them. Unless they're sluts. (:

I'm sure an update will happen to this, but for now, these are the types of blogs I'm seeing. Those and redneck women with cats. Help me out here. I would like some good bad blogs to talk about. And if you have other categories of bloggers, I welcome them too.
See you soon,
-bh

2004-02-11T17:54:00.000-08:00

"She" is at it again. Wondering why you keep seeing the "Hot Abercrombie Chick," and also ME popping up in the fresh list all night? That is because I (and others) discovered that "she" was hitting republish over and over to get there. This fact indicates something else, which is that this is not one person. You will see the comments pop up under this "student's" paper for "her" philosophy ethics class (100/1000 level, it's obvious), and you will see that this person is steady commenting back. Meanwhile, someone else keeps hitting republish. No one person can do this alone. Also, a few people have mentioned that "her" posting style is not always the same, leaving one to believe that you have two people posting and one person hitting republish to keep it in the fresh list to generate interest. If you're a gullible male who really wants to believe this is a hot college chick, that is your perogative. But evidence speaks otherwise, and my opinion is that it's some pimply faced frat boys trying to get on the Noted list. Which will be followed by a paypal button. Which will be followed by a camwhore link. Which still will not be the chick in the pictures. Judge for yourself.

edit: P.S. She will erase your comments if she doesn't like them. I won't. (:
P.S. again: If you would like to watch the hilarity ensue before blogger.com is on to this, keep hitting reload on www.blogger.com.

2004-02-09T20:02:00.000-08:00

Wow. Well, since "Amanda" is all paranoid about "her" blog tonight, I happened to be wandering around and I found, ahem, this. Now I don't go around looking for christians to pick on, really, I don't. But is this guy a christian gangster or what? Like, homey, you got your glock, we gotta go party for Jesus, yo! I don't know. Here's what made me "crack my butt off:"

"This morning, of course I missed worship which sucks. However, I did enjoy the Power Rangers marathon they were showing. "

Here's what I had to say to this very confused individual:
Dude! I'm down with what you're sayin, homey. We can go chill down on the corner and preach the word of God, and then, when we get bored, we can go rob the store, then go get some crack. And then we'll really see Jesus. Praise Mercy!!

Haunted, you are a fucking redneck.

2004-02-09T00:33:00.000-08:00

Update: I'm getting a lot of positive feedback for this post, so I am going to leave it up and spend all my time tonight hitting republish. I challenge all of you to do the same so that "Amanda's" site will have a hard time staying in the fresh list tonight. (:

Okay, and now for Amanda. You will see none of my recent comments on her blog, because she takes them down as soon as I can put them there, which reinforces the ideas that a) "she" is not just one person, but many, and those people republish her page constantly to get it to stay on the list of recently published blogs, and b) that what I am saying in her comments section hits a bit too close to home, ie, that she is a classist, naive ignorant who is not female, not one person, and who certainily can't be the person in the picture, or "she" wouldn't have so much time to constantly publish a blog and debate in her comment section. I wouldn't be surprised to see a paypal button pop up there, soon, though. Or maybe a camwhores website. I don't think she can handle tripping over herself as she's been doing for very long, but the determination of idiots never ceases to amuse me. Before she takes this comment off her blog, let me post it here. It is in reference to her uhhh, diatribe about solipcism:
This reminds me of the Britney Spears Chemistry tutorial. Especially the part where you say(In reference to solipcism):

"Although I don't know of any major philosophers who actually held this view, it certainly seems like a concern that needs to be dealt with."

It makes me laugh. I'm so glad that you went on to "deal with it" in your blog. Now anyone who needs solipcism simplified for them can come here! -giggle- Good thing you ended with:
"Like I said, I'm not as familiar with this issue as with others, so I will welcome all further explanations, reading recommendations, and debate in the 'Comments' section."

Reading suggestions:
http://www.inform.umd.edu/HONR/HONR269J/.WWW/projects/hchunt/goodwife.htm
http://www.getmepussy.com/cg/tinygirl.htm
http://www.thenewsstar.com/accent/html/70B8315C-ABF0-45B1-B278-F791EB89904C.shtml

Good luck!

Amanda, you are a putrid whore.

2004-02-08T23:15:00.000-08:00

Today, we have Mike. Mike was foolish enough to send email asking me to "Judge him." Well, Mike, judging from your blog, you're an empty-headed child whose interests are about as interesting as, well, an egg sandwich. Dry. Here's what I had to say on Mike's comment section:
Mike, you are simply a puttz. I can think of no other word for you, and I'm not even jewish. Don't you think that someone could get all this same information by randomly browsing askjeeves.com? Do yourself a favor and GET A LIFE, YOU MORON!!!

Sheesh, and to think he named his blog "The New London Journal." It should be "The New London Lamer."

2004-02-07T21:18:00.000-08:00

Urgent update! Contrary to current rumor, I am NOT the girlfriend of that Mil guy.

2004-02-07T11:38:00.000-08:00

Weekend update and upcoming plans.
First of all, I have set up an email account for those of you who would like to contact me. Send blogs for me to review, flames, spam, your phone number, whatever you wish. I will not reply to any emails sent, but I will be sure to make fun of some of the more humorous ones on this blog, of course.

As I said in my last post, I will usually only post one review per day. However, I will be heckling elsewhere, in the comments sections and scrollies that people display. I am likely to simply make a list of lame blogs so that my fans can go see what kind of things I said on these other blogs.

I will also be making this blog a little more interactive by adding a scrollie thing myself for my fans and my haters. Keep it coming. I love you all.

In the future, it is likely that some of you will have questions about me, such as my gender, profession, sexual orientation, age, etc. What I will most likely do is put up polls to let you guess, then never tell you. Or I may drop very subtle hints and then let you know afterwards and see if you can find them. We'll see.

But, SOP will remain the same. Find the lame, expose them for what they are, and laugh.

2004-02-07T11:06:00.000-08:00

My schedule has changed, so from now on, I will post about only one blog a day. It is not hard to find enough idiotic content to write endlessly. Here is a good example. And this one is even listed on blogs of note. Here's a particularly lame answer from "Bubby:"
Dear Tara,
Tell your boyfriend he can wear those outrageous printed shirts in Hawaii or any of the island countries but when he is with you, you want him to be dressed with toned down shirts. You could also buy one of those outlandish tops and wear it and let him complain. Then you can make a deal with him -- neither of you will subject yourselves to such ridiculous clothes. Or you can insist he wear a jacket so no one will notice his garish outfits. If he really loves you, he'll want to please you .

What a crock of shit. Bubby needs to wake up and smell the coffee. Noone in his right mind will wear what his girlfriend says! He'll end up looking more stupid than before! Here's what I wrote to this Bubby thing:

Dear Bubby,
What makes you think you're the font of knowledge just because you're an old fart? Knitting and suckling children does not a wise person make. Your silly answers are worse than the silly questions you get. But what it all boils down to is that this is just a remix of Dear Abby/Ann Landers. A very poor one at that. Do us all a favor and go back to making doilies and stop trying to look cool on the interweb.
Sincerely,
the blog heckler

Of course, I -really- hope it doesn't respond. I would probably have to puke.

2004-02-07T10:42:00.000-08:00

It seems that some folks really enjoy what I'm doing. Even so much as to ask for reviews of their sites. Well, then. I think I will oblige. First, up, we have some real lamers. At first sight, you might think they're some kind of dirty hippies. Quietwater. Is that like when you're too embarrassed to piss in a public restroom, so you stand there and just dribble? I can see you in that position. But sadly, after reading through the site, I have only come up with questions, which I posted on their silly little scrollie:

blogheckler: Is there a point to this blog besides making others feel lucky that their IQs are not in the negative? You are a bunch of fatasses with nothing to do but figure out different ways to spell "hack."

A waste of air and bandwidth, folks. Whatta maroon.

2004-01-26T08:38:00.000-08:00

Okay, toning things down a bit, so as not to wander outside TOS. Psh. TOS, whatever. Anyway, here's the next loonie toon. He's about as dumb as a box of rocks, but at least he got his food curtain! Here's what I posted on his scrollie thing:

I am glad you got a food curtain. You cannot have fun on the 1st of January one without one.

Here's my favorite quote from his blog: "i had a wrestling session with my ah wong again." Uh huh. I just bet he did.

2004-01-26T08:07:00.000-08:00

This one is almost too cute to slam. Almost. I won't bash him for his horrible english, but that yellow on black text has to go. Problem is, there's no way for me to post to him, so I guess I'll just have to say it here:

Wilson, you are right. It IS time for you to rebuild your bus stop! But this time, could you do it in colors that won't BLIND us all?
Thanks.

2004-01-26T07:00:00.000-08:00

This "woman" is extremely daft and incredibly self-obsessed. What the hell is that image at the top of her site? Is it a fruit rollup dunce cap? Whatever. The point is that she's obviously morally loose and horribly under-educated. Here's what I posted to her entry for today:

It's all about you, huh, you silly sorority bitch? That picture of you shows your true colors: A drunk whore with something shoved in her mouth. Way to go! I voted against you 30 times in that contest just because your blog is so horrid. Have a nice day.

Sugarmama is an obvious slut.

2004-01-26T06:41:00.000-08:00

Okay, how about this dicknugget? What a waste of fucking bandwidth. I don't think I've seen such awful writing since my Jr. high composition class. Here's what I had to say to this guy:

That is the shittiest piece of work I've seen in a long time. It's a clusterfuck of cliche` and rambling bunch of crap. If only you were "shouting into the void." Then we wouldn't have to stumble upon this uncreative, boring, illogical bullshit. People like you should save all your files to the "recycle bin." File 13, yep, that's where this vomit belongs.

Al, you suck.

Update: Wow. He didn't like my comment, so he took it down. I better put it back up now.

2004-01-26T06:21:00.000-08:00

Now that I'm warmed up... Look at this fucking wanker. As if anyone would want to know what the hell is going on in Texas, of all places. If I wanted to read about that shit, I'd kill myself and go straight to hell. Here's what I sent to that email account:

First of all, look at what came out of Texas: A big fat loser dickwad with nothing better to do that film soldiers in Iraq for his wanking pleasure! You are NO BETTER! Noone CARES about what's going on with Texas law! You are all a bunch of fucking cattle rustling, big haired, buckle wielding, boot-wearing NOBODIES! Go look for Dallas reruns on TV. Everyone hates you.

Everything's bigger in Texas. Yep. Especially LOSERS!

2004-01-26T06:01:00.000-08:00

Okay, this is a fine example of a scatter-brained canadian. Can't fucking focus for a moment, and then asks you to do stupid shit like joining a fucking mayonaisse-hating society. Here's what I had to say about the last entry there:

Are you serious? Are you really stupid enough to think that people give a shit what kind of crap you eat? WELL NOONE DOES, YOU FUCKING MORON! If all you can think to talk about is food, then you must be one fatass motherfucker.

Fuckin canadians.

2004-01-26T05:53:00.000-08:00

I can't even begin to describe this idiot. First of all, "everyone's sucked." What the hell does that mean? Everyone has sucked? Everyone is sucked? Since the username is sucked, maybe everyone is that user? What a fucking moron. What's worse is that there is no way for me to contact this bozo to tell him (her?) how lame he (she?) is. So I'll say it here: Your blog is lame and IS SUCKED to high heaven. God only knows what FUCKED UP kind of poetry you're going to have on your goth-infested site. Get some sun, fucknut, and see if that helps with your depressed state of narcissism. Or better yet, DIE BITCH!

2004-01-26T05:35:00.000-08:00

Okay, I think I've found the most annoying blog on the internet. Not only does this fuckwad have a little popup with 31338 h4x0r sp33k, but he can't spell worth a damn, and has not a thought in his over-hydrated little brain. Here's what I posted to his cutesy scrollie thing:

blog heckler: You are a stupid mouth breather. Learn how to spell at least, not that that would make what you're saying more understandable or interesting. GO BACK TO SCHOOL, LOSER

Benjamin is a shithead.

2004-01-26T05:25:00.000-08:00

Oh. My. God. Look at this this stupid whore. She whines about how she's SO abused, poor her. Now we all know that is utter bullshit. She wants to be humiliated. She NEEDS it! It's obvious. Here is what I had to say about her latest spew:

You are such a pathetic loser. All your whining about being weak just reinforces the fact that you ARE! If you had any FRIENDS, you might not be in this predicament.

What a cunt.

2004-01-26T05:00:00.000-08:00

Ahh, another one. This is the fuck who thought he'd get by with taking the nick "heckler" and then proceeded to whine his way into a BIG FAT FUCKING HOLE OF EMO CRYBABYNESS! Here's what I had to say to his last post:
You are nothing but a whiny bitch and a procrastinator. Why haven't you posted to your blog since march, you fucking LOSER? You sound like you need to stop listening to GWAR and the Cure and Get a Fucking Life!!

Too bad he wasn't on AIM to read it. Oh well. Onward.

2004-01-26T04:45:00.000-08:00

Day one. I've finally found my niche. Let's see what sort of idiot has posted today...

Oh, good.Charlie Knox. What an asswipe. He's interested in christianity, and his asshole. Or maybe yours. Here's what I posted to his last entry:
"I liked the bit where she talked of having a God encounter in the toilets of the waterfront hall. Having opted to go to that cubicle instead of heading up to the prayer room at a meeting she was at, reminded me that God isn't confined to the religious realm but that he meets people in everyday places .."

No, you pervert. You are not interested in the fact that God isn't confined to the religious realm! You are interested in the idea that GOD IS IN THE TOILET, PAYING ATTENTION TO YOUR ANUS! You are a sick and disgusted man who has some serious sexual problems. Instead of praying, you might want to POP A FUCKING PROZAC, YOU BOZO!

Geez, what a fucking idiot.

Update: He took it down. Like completely. I'll be watching him for more little slips like that, the pervert.