My mission is to make fun of every blog I can, on my blog, and in their comments. I also would like to promote Hektik Radio with this blog, because they are some funny motherfuckers!

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Time to expand my horizons. And what better way to do that than to start with the Live Journal Losers? Now, we all know that this is where the whiners and drama queens started out. We also know that most of these jerks are big fat losers. Let's see what I can find tonight! Ah, here we go: What Would Jaco Do's Journal. Now, I won't even go into the grammatical stupidity of the name of the blog itself. That speaks for itself. But this guy is a complete moron. His latest post addresses some questions that are really bothering him about the Planet of the Apes. I have a friend, Ben, who might just have some questions about the Planet of the Apes, but his questions would be INTERESTING, and he'd even have SPECULATIONS as to the answers. But not this guy. I figure this guy is probably not even as smart as an ape, so I wonder why he even bothers. Also, he seems to be quite obsessed with another lj blogger, shimmer. I contacted shimmer to see what this jerk's problem was with her, and it turns out that he's simply a brain-dead stalker who has nothing better to do than to stalk lj chicks. Now that's pretty damned sad. What a fucking loser. Here's what I had to say to him in his comments section:

First of all, your interest in apes makes sense. I have to get that out of the way. You are ape-like in your writing style, and also your mating habits. Following a lj chick from the journal to EQ is pretty fucking desperate, don't you think? Also, there are rumors that you have a horrible fungus that stinks up entire restaurants. I don't know if the rumors are true, but I believe them. You are obviously a dick-nibbling mouth-breather. Do yourself and everyone else a favor and go back to the trees from which you came, you diseased monkey.

What a fucking waste of O2.

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