My mission is to make fun of every blog I can, on my blog, and in their comments. I also would like to promote Hektik Radio with this blog, because they are some funny motherfuckers!

Thursday, March 25, 2004

Alright, I skipped some lamers in my list of lamers earlier in this blog. The ones I skipped were the pirates. I guess it might have been funny the first time someone reported an obsession with pirates, and god knows I love a good Jimmy Buffet song and the driving-me-nuts joke, but come on. Now it's just a stupid bandwagon people are jumping on, and other people are going "ha ha, that's funny, cuz I'm brain dead." But now we have pirates posting about politics? You fucking moron! You should be out raping and pilaging, and instead, you sit behind your computer like an pasty-skinned borg idiot posting about shit that doesn't concern you. Get a boat! Here's what I had to say to this doofus:

Hey, slot machine! Why the fuck do you care what's going on in politics? You can't vote any damned way! Do something original, for fuck's sake, or go back to your ship and stay out of the internet. You're poking holes in your keyboard, and frankly, the rest of us are sick of it!

Sheesh, and to think this kind of miscreant links to my blog.

Wednesday, March 24, 2004

Okay, we've got a real weiner here! He says there is too much "fagitism." The way I see it, this guy is the kind of guy who probably has an arsenal of weapons in his garage that he can't even fire because of his bigass beer gut. I bet his wife Martha gives good head, though. Women without teeth are like that. Here's what I wrote in his blog:

The way I see it is that you're the same kind of idiot Bush is -- the stupid kind. Everyone knows that rednecks like you need something to bitch about, but I have a better topic for you to bitch about: Mullets. Big, stinky rock-star-wanna-be mullets, just like the one you and all your brothers have. Worry about that. Worry about the fact that they are like big blinking lights above your head saying "WARNING, I AM AN EXPERIMENT IN INBREEDING!!"

Tuesday, March 23, 2004

I introduce to you the Palm Addict. I think I know what a Palm Addict is, and it isn't someone who likes electronic personal assistants, either. Or, maybe he does, but I'll bet he loves his own palm a lot better, if you get my drift. It's obvious from his site that he is a narcissistic, lazy asshole. He wants the public to donate money or buy him palms. Now, if my intuition is working well, and it usually does, at least in March, what this guy is doing is getting money and going out and buying a hooker so he doesn't have to use his palm. But we know these kinds of sickos, don't we? Even the best of whores couldn't keep him from constantly fondling himself. Hey, Palm Addict, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF YOU CUMEATING SLUG!!
Here's what I emailed to him:
Subject: Your blog...
is a very nice cover for what you really are: a chronic masturbator. It's obvious to those of us who can read between the lines. Just wanted you to know that you're not hiding your perversion very well.
Sincerely,
bloghecker
http://blogheckler.blogspot.com

Stupid ass.

Monday, March 22, 2004

Hokay, time to post again. I admit that I got a little carried away at orkut and subscribed to too many communities and had way too many friends for my own good, but that's over now. I'm sick of their stupid shit. They're idiots. On to better stuff, like blog heckling. (:

First of all, there have been many who've linked to me, who've liked me, and who've hoped to have my vengence brought down around their hard, hard, very hard heads. I'm sorry. I cannot heckle non-very-stupid blogs. If you leave a request for me to heckle your blog and I don't, it means one of two things. Either it doesn't suck, or it falls into one of the other boring suckness areas of the categories I put up a few weeks ago.
In other words, I have no time for it, but I might love you. If you're really good, I'll link your page from here. I am late updating those, but please dont despair.

I do appreciate links to my blog, though, and send very humble thanks to those who've done so.


Well, let's see, people have been busy in my absence, so I shall be busy in their presence. The first delegate:
I'm real sick of political blogs It's the same thing over and over. Why not read BBC news or CNN? I'll likely send an email to the dicksputnum who hosts this site, but shit. Everywhere you look, it's these stupid fucking wannabe political journalists. Can I get an amen?

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