My mission is to make fun of every blog I can, on my blog, and in their comments. I also would like to promote Hektik Radio with this blog, because they are some funny motherfuckers!

Saturday, February 07, 2004

My schedule has changed, so from now on, I will post about only one blog a day. It is not hard to find enough idiotic content to write endlessly. Here is a good example. And this one is even listed on blogs of note. Here's a particularly lame answer from "Bubby:"
Dear Tara,
Tell your boyfriend he can wear those outrageous printed shirts in Hawaii or any of the island countries but when he is with you, you want him to be dressed with toned down shirts. You could also buy one of those outlandish tops and wear it and let him complain. Then you can make a deal with him -- neither of you will subject yourselves to such ridiculous clothes. Or you can insist he wear a jacket so no one will notice his garish outfits. If he really loves you, he'll want to please you .

What a crock of shit. Bubby needs to wake up and smell the coffee. Noone in his right mind will wear what his girlfriend says! He'll end up looking more stupid than before! Here's what I wrote to this Bubby thing:

Dear Bubby,
What makes you think you're the font of knowledge just because you're an old fart? Knitting and suckling children does not a wise person make. Your silly answers are worse than the silly questions you get. But what it all boils down to is that this is just a remix of Dear Abby/Ann Landers. A very poor one at that. Do us all a favor and go back to making doilies and stop trying to look cool on the interweb.
Sincerely,
the blog heckler

Of course, I -really- hope it doesn't respond. I would probably have to puke.
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